the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain
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Lmaoo i wish i could use microsoft paint this good
I’m crying.
Done
That last one tho
chris brown though
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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
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- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
Man, who needs a lighter anyway.
why did i never think of this when i needed a lighter o.O
reblogging for those stoners who ever find themselves without a light jesus christ how did I NOT think of this
lol
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i just want somebody to cuddle me and run their fingertips up and down my back right now until i pass out
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